UNITED STATES OF AIDA

If You're A Social Media Whore, You'll Love This

2012-01-17T13:14:00.002+08:00

There are a few types of social media whores. 1) Those who live an online persona and have no real life and real friends , 2) Those who are just being themselves, have thousands followers on Twitter and ARE popularly known among friends and 3) Those who are just incredibly "popular" online and don't walk the talk (or don't even look half good as what they claim themselves to be)

Nevermind the bullshit, you choose who you want to be, how you want to post or tweet, or even how you want to be perceived. But if you're purely just being yourself, without trying hard to be accepted in a certain "community", you will be just fine. The thing is , i hate to use the term "haters" because I think it is overly used these days. It's like an ugly person calling other people ugly. People who emphasize too much on "not liking dramas" are the people who actually create most of the dramas. Awkward.

Some people love Cambodia, some people love Timbuktu,
I like social media, but i like my real life too.

Oh So Barney!

2012-01-11T14:28:00.000+08:00

Barney Stinson is so hot right now. He is my second favorite after Chandler, known for the legend-wait-for-it-dary catchphrases and his sexual innuendos, which in a way, suits me!

I used to be so infatuated with the super hot AND super vain Christian Troy, oh maybe i still am. But not as much as how smitten i am with Barney. Insanely hilarious, Armani clad and a self-proclaimed awesome person, Barney never failed to woo us. He bleeds swagger and yes, he loves porn..wait-for-it..ography!! So much for a guy who thinks that Empire State Building resembles Art Deco penis.

“God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”

Now this is the only fictional character i would really, i mean reallllllly want to hang out with, if he exists in real life. And that's Neil Patrick Harris everybody, who's being openly gay but at the same time able to convince everyone that he is a full blown womanizer. That my friend, is a trait of a great actor.

"When i get sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story"

Thanks Barney, you couldn't be any Barney-er.

My 11 Crazy Rules To Live By

2011-12-29T12:20:00.001+08:00

1) Your boobs should be bigger than your ego, not the other way around

2) They say if the shoes are comfortable, they're ugly. So just rock them towering heels even if they're taller/longer than your boyfriend's penis

3) Pay your bills on time. When bills are all paid, it feels like a multiple orgasm. Almost

4) Don't sweat the small stuff. Chill the fuck out. When things are going well, don't ask too much

5) If it makes you feel good, do it, keep on doing it and don't feel bad

6) You know you're fucked when you trust other people more than you trust yourself

7) Change for no one but yourself, only if you want to and not because you have to.

8) "Need" and "want" aren't best friends. Prioritize

9) Mind your own business

10) Don't eat where you shit, and vice versa. Work professionally, it says who you are

11) NEVER, ever ask me a stupid question. You will be mocked endlessly, with a huge pile of sarcasm

Happy, happy new year 2012!

Unmistakably Malaysian

2011-10-31T17:06:00.002+08:00

Fillet-o-fish, double cheeseburger, Big Mac, prosperity and Whopper, you name it all. On top of my list is still the legendarily succulent Ramly Burger. You're not a Malaysian until you have a taste of it, for at least 20 times.

Ramly burger holds a special spot in my heart since my childhood years. There's at least one burger stall in every street, at every turn wherever i go. Every Ramly burger lover normally has his own favorite stall and it's quite hard to change a stall preference, unless you're starving of course, you'll just succumb to the nearest one. I get all chirpy and cheery whenever i'm having my regular dosage of it, almost as happy as when I receive my paycheck. Imagine that.

Sure we've got roti canai, teh tarik and so on, but in my opinion, nothing beats this sloppy, saucy, greasy and messy burger, just like your first kiss with your teenage boyfriend.

So tell me, is this not Malaysia's number 1 burger?

5 Things That Will Make You Hate Yourself (Even More)

2011-10-24T23:17:00.002+08:00

So how did your Monday treat you? Hating the horrendous traffic and grumpy faces you came across all morning? If you've been feeling that way already, I may as well make you feel worse, and you're gonna dislike yourself (even more).

Call her whatever you want, but she looks effin good here. I mean, when did she ever look bad? (She even looked cool in that infamous tape) I don't care what's fake and what's not, it doesn't matter as long as IT looks great. Tell me ONE thing on this girl's body that you don't want?

Super broke? Keep wearing the same shit almost everyday? Don't have enough shoes? Hate your job? Loathe your female boss? Or recently just got made redundant? I'll buy you a bubblegum if Jessica's (body and) wardrobe doesn't make you feel a little sorry about yourself.

Over 35 year old, adding strangers on Facebook, wanking yourself to sleep,and haven't got laid since Osama was killed? God damn right you wish you were Briatore... (well maybe the younger version)

Have beer gut, problem keeping a man, and never had sex with the lights on, and wondering why you're still single? Tell me how you feel every time you look at Gisele, literally a girl who has everything. You know we can only wish to have a body like this, but some people just want to look good naked, that is all.

Bored to death, no one's asking you out, browsing around Facebook is the most fun thing you can think of on a Monday night? Then you start thinking, one of the biggest lies you tell people is when you say "I'm happy for you" or "I'm happy if you're happy"

Now tell me i just made you feel better about yourselves, on a Monday. You're welcome.

That Fucked Up Moment ...

2011-10-12T16:37:00.000+08:00

*Photo credit - Google image

- When someone said "If you've got a problem with me, tell it to my face" and when you do, suddenly you're the biggest asshole on this planet.

- When people tell you to be yourself and then they judge you

- When you really don't have a problem with a certain someone but a rather malicious person comes along and tries to prove otherwise

- When the person you're willing to hold a bullet for is the same person behind the trigger

In my honest but twisted opinion, to get through these things, all you've got to do is grow a pair of balls, have some bullet proof guts to stay strong and walk the talk. If you really don't give a fuck, then they cannot hurt you

The Great Jobs

2011-10-08T16:03:00.002+08:00

iGuess heaven has just received another cool, awesome resident. Well it's been a while since Edison became a member. To make myself sound a lot more melodramatic, i'm drafting this post on an iPad, with music playing on my background coming from an iPod. Like many other people, iWish iKnew him personally, so iWould've been able to ask him how did he get so awesomely cynical when he says something publicly especially in his addictive random, rare tweets and quotes that i retweeted so many times when he was still around.

Let's not talk like we knew him personally but let's just talk about how his creations will continue to amaze us every day in our lives. iChose to not own an iPhone because i have a love-hate relationship with touch screen phones but iLike to grab it from someone's hand without permission because iSecretly admire the awesomeness of the apps. I'm using other computer than Mac but iStill think Apple has the most good looking computers, iJust never wanted to admit it. But now that he's gone, we can kiss his apps. Literally.

Rest well, Sir. iHope they have enough turtle neck shirts up there, well… the black ones iMean. You'll probably be DEAD bored up there, but iBelieve you have some apps to kill some time. You will live forever in our hard drives and pockets, and by that, we are reaching out to you. iWill buy the most recent issue of Time which you're on the cover for the 8TH time, damn it no one can beat that!

p/s I’m still asking God to give you back to us and we’ll give Zuckerberg in return, iHope that’s okay. And hey, please tell Amy Winehouse iSay hello.

You will be sorely missed.

That Awkward Moment ..

2011-09-10T21:33:00.000+08:00

- That awkward moment when you're in the elevator with some people who make you feel awkward and all you do is play with your phone

- That awkward moment when the only reason you and your mates hit the clubs is hot chicks and when you get there, there are none

- That awkward moment when you're on a date with a guy and at the table next to you, is your ex, with a girl that you secretly hate

- That awkward moment when you're telling your gal pal that nobody's perfect and suddenly an Enrique Iglesias look-alike walks in

- That awkward moment when somebody comes to say hi to you in the club while you're really enjoying the music and too lazy to stop dancing

- That awkward moment when your partner is trying to be funny in front of your friends and trying to impress them

- That awkward moment when someone you hate compliments you on your looks and great physique, or like your statuses/photos on Facebook

- That awkward moment when some random people start a conversation with you and you don't even remember their names and how you met them, but they keep talking to you

- That awkward moment when you see something you really like, check the price tag and slowly walk away

- That not so awkward moment when you know it's not awkward at all to awkwardly share all those awkward moments in a moment like this

10 Things You Should Never Apologize For

2011-08-24T15:41:00.001+08:00

1) Saying "no" to people who need your help/favor. Please remember that "NO" is a totally valid answer. (credit to @cloco)

2) Not being able to please everyone. Only prostitutes can. (credit to @faliqfahmie)

3) Blasting great music!!!

4) Flaunting those great ASSet, if you got it. If you don't, fake it or something

5) Having an unwarranted erection in the presence of a hot woman!

6) Falling asleep in a boring, dull meeting or speech. Someone's supposed to be an attention grabber anyways ..

7) Liking Backstreet Boys or Britney's songs. People are just too ashamed to admit but they admire them secretly, trust me

8) Faking an orgasm. (Hmm.. don't confess either!)

9) Something you intentionally did!

10) Blogging the way you do, haters will be haters, no matter what you write and post

She's gone, I'm like.. no no no..

2011-07-26T13:18:00.001+08:00

It seems like heaven has got a new songbird. While not entirely unexpected, this is still so tragic. At the same time, it makes me angry, very angry that she couldn't be forced to sort out her inner demons to get herself together, and frustrated that such a talented person will no longer be gracing us with her gifts.

I won't judge her, because i didn't live her life, nor did it enter my mind that her death is related to the Club 27 rubbish and whatever fuckery that is. Little did we know, Love Is A losing Game knowing the fact that we can't stay Just Friends until Tears Dry On Their Own. Most of all, i'm gonna miss her rolled up sleeves and the skull t-shirts, the notorious tattoos and the infamous+iconic beehive . Oh did i forget the super thick eyeliner?

It's okay love, rest in peace. I hope they have plenty of dirty ballerina slippers where you are now, and you won't Wake Up Alone.

I'm going to miss that bitch.

So hot?

2011-07-20T18:47:00.002+08:00

I have been shamefully neglecting this blog for a little while now because I've been so 'busy' with ... err Facebook and Twitter, among other things called life. Now if you like internet that much, you'll come across these people like, A LOT recently.

PEEPa Middleton

So her sister married Prince William. Big deal. So hot, or so not? "Beautiful" is an overstatement i think. Seriously not even close to gorgeous Kate, in comparison. Over fucking rated.

Rosie HunTITSton Whiteley

Soooooo hot! And so what? She can't freaking act. She makes Megan Fox look like a real actor. Stick to the runway and magazine spreads, Rosie.

Kim KardASShian

Who is she again?

J-Ho

Just kidding. I love this woman. You probably wonder why did she marry Marc Anthony. Simple, hear him sing. I hope they signed a pre nup! But i actually can't wait to see who's the next guy after they sign the D paper. Like they say, hot women can't be single for long. Don't tell me i'm wrong

The day Hugh Hefner tweeted me

2011-06-24T17:07:00.003+08:00

If there's someone legend-wait-for-it-ary who has never changed his liking and preference, i can only think of ONE person. Known for his not so normal lifestyle, Viagra dependency and impressive dating/marriage history, there's only one Hugh Hefner. Kind of the wrong figure to idolize, but i guess what attract me the most are his non existent shame, joie de vivre and his charisma. When i say "charisma", i mean it as the things he has that got him laid, and the fact that he has sex a lot more than the whole African continent does.

Call him "dirty old man", "85 year old perv", "Viagra abuser" or whatever , i like just one thing about him. - Knowing what he likes and sticking with it. So if you're a hot nobody and at the same time a famewhore, you should know what to do.

Hate-O-Meter

2011-06-18T14:15:00.001+08:00

Strong. As strong as a word can be. So you're just browsing around Facebook, stumble upon some vacations of your "frenemy" looking ever fabulous with her svelte figure in a bathing suit. Jealousy strikes you, obviously because you don't look that good and you secretly hate her.

A little jealousy is okay, hatred is not. But complainers don't get this. You dislike and detest everything. You diss even the good things that happen to other people. You HATE the fact that your ex is dating someone hotter than you, so you call her "fake", "ugly" alongside other names that will take so much space to be written here.

When you hate so much, you talk and comment so much indeed. You feel the urgency of commenting on anything that is worth commenting on. As long as there are people venting their disappointments about something on Facebook or Twitter, you jump in joy, feeling like you've got a battalion behind you. The truth is, you just look like a dog who barks at the wrong tree. Oh wait a minute, i don't think there's even a tree for you to bark at the first place.

Oh you hate your life? Hate your job? Hang on, i think there's a group for that, it's called EVERYONE.

Now if you wanna feel better, these are a few types of people you CAN hate (for reasons) :

1) The burpers - When i was growing up, my mother would smack by bum if i burp purposely, loudly, without covering my mouth. So if you think burping out loud in public, without excusing yourself is okay, i hate you.

2) The escalator huggers - Well, people who stand on the right side of the escalator.

3)The sexists aka the gender bashers - What's with the gender bashing? "Typical guy", "all women are the same" or the infamous "men will always be men". Gentlemen, if you hate women that much, just be gay and stop making snide remarks. Ladies, what is it that you dislike so much about men? You don't know what you're missing :-)

4) The borrowers - Watch out for "I'll pay you back later" or "Can you pay for that first?" unless it comes out from your very best friend. The moment you say yes, you can kiss your money goodbye. Take my word for it

5) The poopers - Well the people who post the photos of their stools on Twitter.

Ma(gazi)nia

2011-06-06T13:44:00.001+08:00

I hate when they make us women look so helpless, stupid or not knowing how to please men. I purposely went to a local bookstore, just to prove myself right and look at my findings: (which is also why I don't buy magazines unless somebody I fancy is on the front cover)

Okay I'm not a sex therapist or anything but who needs a guide on how to turn people on? To me, I don't have a type, if I'm turned on, I'm turned on. I don't think we women are that stupid. All you need is a date or two, to determine if you can get turned on by a guy. At least that's what I've been seeing all this while.

Not everybody likes the same kind of things. Some guys don't even like oral sex, and some girls just don't like doing it. So I don't condone generalizations, just because most men like a certain move, it doesn't mean the other men do too. Whatever happened to communication? If you like your guy/girl to do a certain move, TALK. You don't need magazines to tell you that. People who are behind the article could be just a dork who may never even got laid. Want real advice? Ask real people.

The ability to love your body is one of the most beautiful things that make you feel the happiest at times and you know you're beautiful if you like seeing yourself naked. Being grateful with your body image is great, but we don't need sugar coated advices that make us feel "beautiful" outside but shitty inside. The moment you think you have this problem, make a difference. The truth is, if you have body issue, you won't like seeing your naked self. If you don't like your naked self, who else would?

Different people, different bedroom and scenario. Like i said before, take a real example from real people that you know in real life. For all I know, celebrities are just as fucked up as us. Money don't buy great lay, baby. Unless you go to the top notch whore houses (well..maybe). Damn I wish Samantha Jones was not a fictional character.

Reasons why I don't buy magazines are :
1) I read them for free at hair salons
2) I'd rather use the storage area at home for dresses than for magazines
3) I don't like how they make us feel like we're a cheaper version of Carrie Bradshaw wannabes and I hate when they ask us to STEAL this or that celebrity looks. Seriously, that term is so overused.
4) I don't know 99% person of the people behind the articles as i don't take advices from losers.

At the end of the day, originality wins.

Lemon vs Money

2011-05-31T20:07:00.002+08:00

One very dull evening, i tweeted "Why must life give me lemon?". A friend answered by asking "Why not a million dollar?".Feeling a wee bit challenged, i confidently said no one gets overdosed on lemon. Intrigued, he hypothetically asked again, if one can get overdosed by a million of dollars. Secretly agreeing with him, i stated that greed could kill. Almost convinced that the ping-ponging is over, he said the best thing i've heard this week ---> Greed doesn't kill you. You kill you.

I smiled, "took" the money and had the lemon squashed.

LifeOnDisplay.com

2011-05-26T00:14:00.002+08:00

Ok, so you're waiting for your boyfriend to finish his football game and you decide to post it as your status? Firstly, who the hell cares? Secondly, are you Madonna or something? If you are, by all means, please keep posting the photos of the young boys! If you're not, say something less annoying or simply leave the section blank for your friends' viewing pleasure, will you?

Note: This image is generated from Google search.

Somehow i find it rather interesting when people check in at those cool places they visit, that's what "sharing" is for. But what i call dumbness is when they check in at their own apartments/houses. You may as well post "I'm off for Christmas vacation, please come rob my house". Seriously, your privacy is at stake. Or is there even privacy left once you signed up with Facebook?

Photo credit : Google search

Truth be told, as much as i use Facebook, i wish it would just disappear or to never have existed. For me, it's much better to not have something than having to resist it. Thanks to Facebook, i save money on birthday cards. Thanks to Facebook, i won't have to remember everyone's birthday. Thanks to Facebook, i know what my "friends" do for a living and thanks to Facebook, i know their languages proficiency. Some pretend like they can speak French, some talk like they're still in kindergarten and some just talk gibberish. Thanks to Facebook, i became lazy.

It is also almost frightening that almost everything on Facebook is now likeable, taggable and commentable. Little did i know, i'm actually very "likeable". I wish i was, in real life. Well, if only it had a dislike button, i would know where i really stand. LOL.

If it's not for Facebook, i wouldn't have found out who's fucking who, and who got really wasted in birthday parties. There goes your so called privacy, the next thing you know, your partying photos are all over the space, before you even cure your hangover. And if it's not for Facebook, i would never know how shallow, judgmental,creepy and vain some people can be, just by judging by their profile pages. Snapping you own photos in toilets and post it online is by far the most horrid thing i've seen. And people say don't judge a book by its cover? Yuck

For what it's worth, just stick to poking.

So you think you're sick?

2011-05-07T22:51:00.004+08:00

So you think you can live without TV and internet. And the past few weeks we've been bombarded with the royal wedding news and such, which i thought were really sickening, but not until i stumbled upon this crap:

Royal thighness!

Sure mate, i love tattoos too. But i never would take it to this level of crapness. I've seen some photos of a guy who has Julia Robert's faces tattooed all over his body. I thought that was stupid enough, but not as sick as what this English bloke got his thigh tattooed with. The idea alone is already too much for my brain to take, coupled with the wrong date inked on his skin!

I'm sure Kate and Wills are so touched by this. Right.

I love how we come up with all this crazy polls all over the internet and media. "10 Hottest Women You Wish You've Bedded", "20 Richest Men You Can Only Drool At" or "Top 10 Gay Men You Wish Were Straight" are nowhere near ridiculousness when you read how Suri Cruise is voted as "World's 21st best dressed woman". Omgeezers i seriously feel sorry this kid.

You'll feel even sorrier when you know her first poop has been sculptured.To errr ... represent her first bowel movement? Or perhaps to prove that she's actually "normal" for being able to poop like a normal person?

So much for being normal. I hope you'll grow up just fine Suri, or perhaps Scientology will save you.

For a toddler, that is one big ass poop! That's why it was sculptured??

Ok now i know i can call myself a normal person. Phew

Why Jennifer Lopez Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Right Now

2011-04-29T03:32:00.004+08:00

Yeah she is, according to People magazine. Ladies, eat your heart out. Gentlemen, keep your jaw dropped. Here's why she's world's most beautiful woman, according to ME:

It's a new JLo-ration ....

1) She's the richest person of Latina descent in Hollywood. Right, Forbes says so. She didn't take the world by storm. Humble beginning.... hot ending, sweet success.

2) She has an impressive dating resume. From a waiter to the rap mogul, then to a back up dancer, the leading man..and finally, one of the greatest male singers that i have ever loved. Beat that!

3) She's so fly and fucking gorgeous. Enough said.

4) She wears the hottest frocks ALL THE TIME i feel like biting myself so hard. Remember that infamous Versace dress at the Grammys? While 99% of you struggling to think how the hell it stayed on her bod, 1% of us know that double sided tape existed.

5) She's a judge on American Idol 10. Need i say more? The girl's got swagger. MANY of us are motivated to watch Idol 10 because of her! Fuck "connection with the audience", she brings fashion+sophistication to Idol that it never had! Paula who???

6) She has the best nickname. Ever.

7) She's married to my dream man. Right. Opposites attract. She's a sucky singer and he is one of the best male singers.

8) That ASS. Damn it do you need 10 more reasons?

Bored much?

2011-04-21T13:58:00.006+08:00

1) Go to your spam folder in your inbox. You don't need to open each one of them (you're an idiot if you do) but you'll be amused by the email subjects, just like mine below:

In case you can't really see it, it says "the greatest shags of all"

2) Nonchalantly think of the clothes that got you laid. This could actually erase boredom from your vocab. C'mon, everyone of us got some!

JLo and Kim Ass KardASShian seen here in Herve Leger. Who never got laid in these frocks?

3) Have a life

They Say, I SAY !

2011-04-14T15:06:00.005+08:00

*Stolen cartoon, thanks to Google!

They say winners don't quit? Maybe it's not all about winning. For some people, it doesn't matter if they win or lose, they just wanna do what they do best.

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but errr... sometimes people just don't care about you and don't even want to see you ever again. Also, during their absence, chances are, they prefer not to come back and stay with you after knowing how good it is when you're not around.

They say good things come to those who wait. Well, not when you have to wait forever. Worst case scenario, i throw tantrums if you serve my food an hour after i place an order. You will see a flying saucer, literally.

They say boys will always be boys. Errm..not all boys. Some boys get a sex change because they feel like a "woman", and some boys opt to live a life as a woman because ... (I'd rather not finish my sentence because i don't like gender bashing)

They say make love not war. But what they don't know is the fact that make up sex is the best, right after you had a war with each other. In this case, you can make both. Even better, have revenge sex. Rawwrrr.

They say ask no questions and hear no lies. I say don't ask stupid questions or you hear stupid answers and lies. If you have only ridiculous questions, ask nothing.

They say every Jack has his Jill. Not true. Some Jacks prefer to have a Jack. Some Jills sometimes prefer to have a Jill too, if you know what i mean!

Please excuse me I don’t mean to be rude .. But ...

2011-04-12T18:10:00.003+08:00

Are you being an idiot?

- You can’t differentiate between “you’re” and “your”. Wait, what do you mean they’re the same? They're not like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

P/S – My case is different because i have difficulty to pronounce “can’t” and “cunt”. I think they both sound the same.

- A friend sent you a lengthy text message but you just said “K” in your reply? Even an “OK” would be inappropriate but a “K”?

- You “check in” at every place you go via Facebook or Foursquare and act as though you're surprised.

Friend : Hey how was Beach Club last night?
You : How did you know I was there?!!

What do you mean you’ve got stalkers?

- You wear a dress with an ultra plunging neckline baring your not so decent cleavage but scream to a guy who's gawking at you. Poor gentleman. Duh?

Note to self : If you think less is more, less is more :-)

- You believe anything you hear, read or see on TV, Facebook or any online source. Free iPad, sure. Lose weight with just acai berry intake, sure. If you’re an idiot, that is.

- You weigh 150 lbs, cycling in the gym for more than 45 mins with effort level 1? And you're supposed to get fit like that huh?

Facts or Fallacies?

2011-04-04T14:26:00.001+08:00

Argument:

Every woman is beautiful
and, or
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones

Fact:

If every woman is beautiful, beauty salons and make up products don't exist. Plastic surgeons are nowhere to be found and you never heard of Kim Kardashian. Needless to say, no one makes money from pornography, if you know what i mean. Seriously, "natural beauty" is overrated, some people just need a few inches of make up to look appealing and to be worth checking out. So in this case, how many percent of "naturally beautiful girls" can actually get laid? I mean no disrespect, but of course there are ugly women, AND at the same time are lazy.

Inner beauty anyone? Yawn

Argument:

Money can't buy happiness

Fact:

Of course it can. Some kind of happiness, more often than not. Who gives a shit about heartbreaks if you can travel around the globe like the biggest player in the world? People keep saying money can't give happiness simply because 1) They don't have the money; and 2) They give up on making or finding more money.
So don't be so bitter about it. What gives you good health insurance? What gives you the hottest girlfriend in town? If you think your "personality" gives you all that, you should get your brain checked.

I said some kind of happiness, not ultimate happiness. There's a thin line between them

Argument:

Shop till you drop

Fact:

No you don't have to. Cash, baby, cash! Don't spend the money you don't have and honor your spending limit. We all want to look hot,but that doesn't mean we have to be stupid.

Argument:

The customer is always right

Fact:

Customers always want to be right, especially when they know they're in the wrong. They know they can screw you up if you don't give what they want, but if you're not easily intimidated by them, you can always be in the right. Cheap bastards always want to find something wrong in you so they can get something out of it, like complimentary meals or an item replacement. Be meticulous, make no mistake and know your right too.

Jealous Much?

2011-03-08T02:23:00.002+08:00

When somebody doesn't like you or at least doesn't quite agree with you, you often think that the person "is just jealous of you". Well wake the hell up, the world doesn't revolve around you always. I'm afraid no one is jealous of you, they probably just don't like you. Period

* Yeah, i put the caption there

On the contrary, I don't think jealousy is a totally bad thing to begin with. You can't spot a lot of things if jealousy doesn't exist. You know you fancy a person when you feel a wee bit jealous when he goes out with some other chick. You don't know how much of a bastard you are until your sense of jealousy kicks in when your best friend introduces you to his new girlfriend who happens to be a total knock out.

I used to think Gwyneth Paltrow was hideous and fakey. In this case, I WAS JUST JEALOUS. Once i saw a lot of her movies, i found her to be one of the most alluring women i have ever seen on screen. So i told myself - deal with it!

I had a friend who thought everyone was trying to "take advantage" on her. Well that's why i underlined some part of my sentence, and that's why she WAS my friend. When common sense is becoming not so common, you lose your mind. You start to think that everybody is going against you. Maybe they're jealous of you, OR maybe you're just a royal pain in the ass that nobody likes you.

If someone makes a personal attack or just let the destructive words flow then please know that criticism isn’t always about you. If you're a complete bitch, then maybe you deserve to be hated. And you can't get mad if people call you fat when you know they look better than you in reality. At the end of the day, mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either. Maybe no one is jealous?

Randomness Of The Week

2011-02-23T23:22:00.001+08:00

1) If you're ugly, you should know how to dance and/or have ridiculously sums of money

2) There is no happily ever after, unless you're willing to sleep with just one person for the rest of your life. I know I'm not

3) Catch a grenade for her? Why would she get a grenade thrown at her at the first place? She must have been a real bitch then

5 Things You Should Be Thankful For

2011-02-16T23:14:00.002+08:00

Ok, ok, ok ... we should be thankful for all the good health, great looks and wealth in the world, i get it. But this time check out these things below, I'd be so freaking annoyed if i don't have them when i need them.

Lint Roller

You never thought how much you need it until one morning your pussy cat jumps all over you while you're all dressed up in a 100% polyester dress.

Remote Control

I don't know about you people, but i know i don't like to go back to the 80's where we didn't have them yet. Imagine if you have to get off your ass every time you want to change the channels?

Bookmark

Don't underestimate the simplest things in life. If you ask me, I'd rather mark the page than folding it. Classy

Adapter (although i'd prefer to spell it as "adaptor')

You'll feel as though you live in hell if you don't have them. Try once.

Chip Clip

The guy who invented this was a genius. Enough said.

Crime de la Crime

2011-02-10T12:32:00.001+08:00

If you think being a woman is mostly about looking hot and being a great lay, you need a reality check. Sure. You're a great mom, a superb cook and all that but if you commit any of these crime? You need to repent. Like, seriously.

The infamous VPL. Need i say more? Even Borat couldn't get turned on by this. Leave the grannies at home, or perhaps only put this on when you want your man nowhere near you. It will serve the purpose like no other. Guaranteed.

The puke-worthy camel toe aka the other cleavage. Even supermodels do this, let alone commoners like us. Repent now, if you commit this sin!

The wetty. The only kind of wetness that will keep men away from you. I suggest we leave the wetness to just the southern region and not affect the underarms. Yucky factor proven.

The carpet-gina. Sure, when you don't get laid for a while, you tend to not care what it looks like down that territory. But if you're one fine woman who's big on hygiene, you should at least have it mowed to perfection. Yes Brazilian is so passe, but it's hot. Leave the carpet to the Iranians. I mean, really.

*Photo credits to Google search

My 10 Quick Steps For A Less Shitty Life

2011-01-29T14:33:00.004+08:00

*Photo - credit to Google search

1) Have a lot of sex, it boosts your self confidence

2) Drink a lot of water, it does you good. Have you ever heard that someone died from H2O overdose? Maybe?

3) Don't go to bed angry, you'll wake up a miserable git

4) Be debt free. It's the best kind of freedom you will ever have

5) Breathe. When you're about to lose your cool or even when someone just broke up with you. Don't mope right away

6) Donate. The easiest way to feel good about yourself. Just don't bitch or brag about it

7) Dress up, don't dress down. Enough with feeling like shit, you don't have to look like one

8) Tell someone you hate or dislike to fuck off. No one has any reasons to make you feel shitty the way they want you to

9) Walk the talk. Be who you say you are

10) Smile. It's the easiest way to look good, and it's free

Greed

2011-01-07T00:13:00.003+08:00

*Photo - credit to Google image

You see, one of the most dangerous things since unprotected sex is GREED. It's just as bad as being selfish, and intolerable towards other people's need. Well, needless to say, money is often involved. Simple:

1) A friend of yours invites you for a lunch or dinner, and since he is paying, you end up ordering much more expensive dishes than him. While he's only drinking stilled water, you opt for a glass of Sauvignon Blanc, or maybe two. That my friend, is fucking ridiculous. There's such a thing called unwritten rules, or perhaps an etiquette when it comes to this. You don't order something that costs a lot more than the person who's inviting you, unless he is your fuck buddy or someone you share a pillow with.

2) Your job takes you everywhere. In a nutshell, you make somewhat handsome money with what you do and you receive a lot of perks. However, you might be getting too excited in preparing your expense report, when you want to get reimbursed for everything. Yes EVERYTHING. That includes your excess baggage fee for storing your personal shopping items. You even expense the bill you paid for those Russian chicks in Europe as "client's F&B". Seriously, that's messed up.

3) You always "run out of credit" on your phone and tell everyone to call you, even when you need something from them, or when you need them to listen to your drama you created in the clubs the night before. You never seemed to have enough credit and make effort to call people, use "no credit" as an excuse, and take your friends for granted because.. you're a selfish bastard.

4) Good enough that you steal some people's bandwidth, you use the internet connection to download some huge ass applications, i can't name any, because i'm so IT illiterate like that. But one thing i know, that is so not cool, especially when you're in a public place, where everyone is trying to connect. Same thing when you're sitting in Starbucks or Coffee Beans for hours, surfing the net, occupying the space, but all you order from them is a regular cup of latte, while others are trying to find a spot to sit. These kind of people should be castrated.

5) You call your best friend every time you hook up with a guy or answer a booty call, you even call her at 3am to ask if you should go for a "supper' with someone. But when she calls you to ask for some favour, your quick reply is "Sorry. In movie". How nice of you. For so many things you ask for, you give out so little. You don't even give a shit when your friends are having such a crappy day. This is the most disgusting kind of greed in friendships, you want to be heard so much, you talk nonsense 99% of the time, but you roll your eyes when your good friend tries to talk to you.

Yapping on about this doesn't make me an angel or a better person than anyone of you, but greed is ugly, unless you're Gordon Gecko, you'll disagree with me. Big time

The One With The Randomness

2010-12-08T16:09:00.004+08:00

The other things i like in life apart from good sex, good food, good money and good looking people is randomness. Things that you just don't notice sometimes. Stuff that you don't pay attention to but when you discover them...you know it's just.. RANDOM.

I don't buy magazines, because i get to read them for free at the hair salon. Yeah, with a long ass hair like this, I end up flipping like a thousand of pages, because i at least need 2 hours for the hair treatment. Despite that, i love getting Digest, simply for the random facts they have to offer, and also because, the contents will never get out of style, unlike fashion magazines.

You feel so reluctant to throw away this beyond repair pair of shoes, which is probably one of your "get laid shoes" . Now that's random too.

You're addicted to Nip/Tuck, secretly wishing plastic surgery can change your life in a blink of an eye. Also you keep telling yourself how much you don't like your nose, and how desperately you need a lipo suction, the more you get yourself hooked on this show. You can't hate Christian Troy although he's the biggest asshole you could ever imagine, because he's tall, tanned and handsome.

You're not a lesbian or anything like that, but you bought this copy on Amazon.com. How random a person can be? Well when it comes to this, girls know best, don't you think?

Apart from Tony Parsons and Nick Hornby, you also read these? Shocking, not so random but "How To Get Things Done"? Really?

I saw a similar photo on the internet the other day, and i thought, how true is that. You couldn't be more fucked than this, when it happens. And it just did, to me, so i snapped one myself.

And this is what you're gonna get your best friend for her upcoming birthday? Tell me if this is common!

Disgusting, if your living room looks like this. Beyond randomness. But who says having too much clothes is a crime? Wearing the same clothes over and over again, is.

Feeling The Feeling

2010-12-03T14:48:00.002+08:00

These are the very few things that certainly make me feel like i have the most beautiful feeling in the whole wide world. Unexpected, simple, sometimes unthinkable but also could make you feel like a million bucks

- The smell of a cup of fine espresso, at any time of the day

- The feeling when you just got out of the shower

- The smell of your clothes that have just taken out of the dryer

- How it relieves you when a new counter is open next to you after a long ass queue you've been in

- How awesome you feel when you stumble on a bank note while cleaning up your mess, without even knowing you had it before

- Waking up to a total surprise, feeling completely relieved when what you've just experienced is only a dream or a nightmare. You can't believe your eyes

- You're at the payment counter, about to pay for the item you really like when the staff tells you there is an additional discount. You feel like you just hit a jackpot

- Your loved one is out of town and you're sleeping alone when you notice the bed smells like nothing else but him/her. You couldn't miss anyone more than that

Why So Hot ??

2010-11-26T10:47:00.002+08:00

Can you find a word to describe her without being disrespectful?

If i were a guy, THIS would be my ultimate dream girl. She's so freakin hilarious and funny with attitude. She's so fly and effortlessly beautiful, do we even know why?

You Know You're Shit When ...

2010-11-21T13:27:00.001+08:00

- Your "few minutes" is actually one hour. Seriously, only assholes do that, if you ask people to wait for you, respect their time and don't go overboard.

- You tell a secret to a friend and ask him/her to not tell anyone, but at the same time you tell the same secret to 10 other people.

- You "borrow" a few bucks from your friend and never intend to pay them back.

- You keep saying "i'll call you back" when someone calls you at your inconvenience, but in reality you'll never call them back. ( teeehee.. even i do this!)

- You never tip a waiter

- You take a girl out and plan to go into a particular club, but you change your mind to not go in because there's cover charge. That makes you an ultimate douchebag.

- You're trying to chat up a girl in a club, but you don't offer her a drink. What the fuck is wrong with you?

- You fart in the elevator

- You know you look like a tranny in Southern Thailand (or probably you don't), but you keep bitching about other women's look.

- You try to give fashion advice to a friend without realizing that you actually have similar taste like Bjork or skanky Bai Ling

- You lie about your whereabouts to a guy/girl, because the sex was bad and you don't want to see them again. Smart people would've just told them the truth honestly

Thirty Fucking One

2010-11-07T03:24:00.001+08:00

It's not as fun as when i turned 30 last year, because now, i'm 9 years away from being 40. Well, if you look at it from "half glass empty" perspective, that is.

Maybe when you reach a certain stage of your life, you tend to see things from the other angle. God i love babies but maybe it hasn't happened because of the way i look at life at the moment?

What i do know is, when your life is still as crazy as hurricane Katrina, you can just:

MAKE LOVE, NOT BABIES

Even my birthday theme was seemingly related to what i said earlier. Coincidentally. A picture tells you a whole lot of story, and so does my appearance.

Without sounding too gay, i'll cut this short. Age is not just a number, even idiots know that.If you think it's just a figure, you need a brain check. When you screw up too many times at a few different stages of your life, then you're fucked, and may even end up dying alone, with no one on your bed side. (Note to self)

You know the drill - Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.

Dear me,
Happy fucking birthday!

Hum It, Don't Hate It!

2010-10-20T10:50:00.002+08:00

Admittedly, among my friends, i'm known for my really bad taste in music. Well i like anything that sounds good to my ear, even if it's just Miley Cyrus. The thing is, i've never been ashamed to openly admit that i love Backstreet Boys, or even Britney, because their music are so hummable! AND, I was once criticized for playing Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind" at a soiree.

But here goes,you must have at least a few songs you secretly love but you can't publicly admit? You gotta agree with me though, these few songs below are so ridiculously over played, gobsmackingly annoying but yet, are the most hummable songs you hear these last few years.

NOBODY

I first saw the video about two years ago, before they became international. It immediately caught my attention, and i thought it's rather cute when they sing the chorus part. You may have even caught your boyfriend singing " i want nobadi nobadi butchew"..

BABY

He takes the world by storm, which explains why he's one of the most hate-able kid this decade. But come one, don't be a hater, i think we're just jealous. We hate the fact that a kid who may have just reached puberty has millions of girls worldwide throwing themselves at him. And gentlemen, don't be ashamed to admit that you find "Baby" really hummable. True story, once upon a Tuesday morning, i was in the office elevator with a seemingly attractive Malay guy whose phone ring tone belongs to Bieber. There you go.

UMBRELLA

In 2005, when i first heard "Pon De Replay" i thought it was rather dodgy. Never liked her until "Good Girl Gone Bad" was released... and there was Umbrella. Annoyingly catchy, crazily melodious that you can't get it out of your head. And that my friend, is a symbol of success for her.

I can go on with a longer list, but i choose not to.

Get Slim Or Die Tryin' !

2010-10-11T16:05:00.001+08:00

So do you just hate skinny girls, or do you actually envy them with guilt, or do you in fact wish you could be one of them?

To me, it's either you hate them OR you want to be them. If you're indecisive, you've got a problem, my friend.

You know you're a bitch when:
- You're not even in your mid thirty yet, but weigh more than you should, and all you talk about is food. Your Facebook statuses always indicate "Hmmmmm... hungry..what should i eat"... or "Why is my McDelivery not here yet?"

- You watch skinny girls with great envy, secretly wishing you can fit into their dresses but you're scoffing your favourite Quarter Pounder as we speak

- You misunderstand fat on your body as "curve". Yeah, curve my ass.

Struggling with body weight myself (i'm experiencing quite a massive weight loss) i know it's not rocket science, but it still doesn't help if you bitch about it too much. Note to self : Just keep the insecurity to yourself and don't be a hater. You can't hate something that you don't have. Even a 5 year old knows that.

Your body burns fat or carbs depending on the intensity of your activity. You burn fat even if your body is at rest. Actually you are burning fat right now as you are reading my post. So if you want a body like Cameron Diaz (well i so do!), quit bitching, get slim or die tryin'!

The Devil's Radio?

2010-09-22T16:48:00.005+08:00

Gossips hurt you know. Why don't you pick up another hobby instead. Gardening for instance, it'll keep your living places green, and no harm done. Or get laid with whoever you want, as long as they're not someone's husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend. You can also collect stamps, as lame as it may sound, no one gets badmouthed about, and being such a bimbo that you are, that peanut sized brain of yours can only be upgraded.

That's the thing about living in this small city you know, even your hairdresser knows who you're sleeping with. From where? When you're getting your hair done with your BFF, the other best thing they do is eavesdropping. Notice this next time.

Wikipedia says "Gossip is idle talk or rumor, especially about the personal or private affairs of others"

So there you go, who brings a tale takes two away. As demeaning as it may be, rumours and speculations are never-ending, and as long as you don't pay a close attention to it, you'll be just fine. Take me for example, rumors about me having a pair of fake tits have been circulating for years, but i'm not validating any of those facts. Small talk will just vanish into thin air if you disregard it. You don't even have to justify yourself at the first place. Why? Because even if you have fake tits, what's wrong with that? These gossipers don't pay for your breast implants. When things look too good to be true, let them wonder.. In the end, just take it as a form of flattery. Strip me naked and you'll know i was born this way, biatch.

Anyways, i read a quote somewhere that says "The biggest liar in the world is They Say " so you'll have it all figured.

Note to self : It's better to be talked about than not being talked about at all.

The One With The (Cheesy) 90's Boy Bands

2010-09-19T13:58:00.003+08:00

You can't hate them. How can you?
And you think they're cheesy and their lyrics are mostly corny, but yet you can't help humming their songs because???
Yes i gotta say, being a teenager in the 90's was super interesting. Minus Boyzone and Take That which i think are less corny and cheesy, i hum to mostly Backstreet Boys and N Sync songs. Well what can i say ... Look at the hot dance steps, the devilishly handsome band members and they make the most delicious eye candies!

O-Town - Liquid Dreams

I like the "she's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen" part.But that's a lil bit too much to ask for, isn't it? Unless you're Marky Mark.

Five - When The Lights Go Out

LMAO - "I'll show you what it's all about.." Seriously?

Backstreet Boys - Everybody

It's official, this is my favourite boy band song of all time. "If you wanna party let me hear you yell" . Only BSB has that effect on me. It's gotta be the best boy band music video by far!

N Sync - Bye Bye Bye

"You may hate me but it ain't no lie.." I bet JT won't even watch himself in this vids. Ha!

Well we have Blue and Westlife from year 2000 and above so there's still a legacy, but dear God, please, please, please bring Boyzone back, in return you can have Justin Bieber. Yes, that's how gay i am.

Lies Guys Tell

2010-09-15T19:27:00.002+08:00

So here they come girls. The most over-used lies/bulls they never thought you'd realize. So simple, so bollocks.

- " No i didn't fuck her "

- " I'll call you "

- " Let's just cuddle "

- " I'm not drunk "

- " It's not just about the sex "

- " It's not you, it's me "

- " I'm not jealous "

- " Nothing's wrong "

- " I would never hurt you "

- " You look great in anything "

- " Why would i lie to you? "

And seriously, when something sounds too good to be true, it is indeed too good to be true. But to get on with lives, sometimes we just have to trust ..
You with me?

Lies Girls Tell

2010-09-11T16:31:00.001+08:00

So do you call them white lies or something? To me it's just a method to shut you men up. This post is inspired by some trending topic on Twitter and i found the response and number of tweets quite overwhelming. So men, please beware the next time you hear these. Chances are, she doesn't mean any of the things said, like literally. Here goes:

- " Don't buy me anything "

- " I'm not hungry "

- " Up to you "

- " I don't mind "

- " I don't care about money "

- " I hate shopping "

- " It's okay "

- " I promise i won't get mad "

So don't tell me i didn't tell you so ...

Dating? What's That?

2010-08-29T22:45:00.004+08:00

So boys and girls, i'm not a shrink or anything, but my folks call me a sexpert. Let's save you the trouble and most importantly save your time. You may hate me but it ain't no lie:

1) If he doesn't call you often or doesn't ask you out anymore, chances are - he's not on the same page as you are

2) Platonic friendship is non existent. This whole thing about being "just friends" is bollocks. Unless it involves two completely ugly people or one of them is ugly. Two attractive or hot looking people will always have sex with each other. Nuff said

3) Don't date someone who you can't even be yourself with. If you still feel uncomfortable after the third date, move on.

4) The moment you're thinking about asking him "Do i look fat? ", stop right there. The fact is, you ARE fat. So save yourself the embarrassment, shut the hell up and shed those extra pounds. There are other things women can do except from cooking and eating what you cook

5) Attraction is not a choice. If you're clever, you won't be asking yourself why hasn't he called ..

6) If you think she's too hot for you, she is too hot for you

7) Don't give a bad kisser a benefit of the doubt. Truth is, if the kiss is bad, the sex will be too. Next thing you know, his saliva is all over your cute lil' face and he ejaculates when you're just about to get it on. A kiss is very intimate, when it feels right, the floodgates will open for everything else

8) Just because he takes you out to the cinema, doesn't mean you're dating

9) Trust me, this "Men Are From Mars and Women Are From Venus" crap is a complete waste of time. Relationship is no rocket science, fullstop.

10) Love does not rush

You (I) Know You're (I'm) Old When ..

2010-07-26T02:06:00.006+08:00

- You keep on looking at old photos of your good old days thinking how young you were at that time

- You reminisce over the good old times with half a regret and your thoughts contain " i should've, would've or could've .."

- You keep comparing between now and then. For instance, how toned your body was at that time, and how much you hate your love handles now

- You realize how desirable you were few years back, and keep convincing yourself that you still look good and that you're aging "gracefully"

- You're no longer annoyed when people ask when are you gonna settle down, instead you just say " i get married when i get married"

- You think you look much younger than some literally younger people

- You start believing in anti wrinkle creams and all those shit

- You become a bore. You stop hitting the clubs and slow down on your nightlife activities

- You don't know who Justin Bieber is!

Don't Act Like You Don't Know It

2010-07-18T22:48:00.003+08:00

1) Sucks doesn't it, at that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

2) You leave the apartment dressed so nice and confident, but not seeing anyone important the entire day. What a definite waste

3) You put up your best profile photos on Facebook and hoping to get noticed, keep checking every few minutes if someone had commented, but nobody gives a shit because you're an attention whore

4) While pumping gas at the station, not only you wait till the very last drop of the gas, but you also keep knocking the nozzle into the tank, making sure you get every drop you paid for. Jeez...

5) You say you hate Justin Bieber, but you can't stop humming.... "baby..baby..baby...nooo" but you stop when someone notices that

6) You know you're a douchebag if you wear your sunnies indoor.. OR at night

7) You pout in every pictures , thinking you're the next Posh Beckham. Bluwek.

8) You stop working when the boss ain't looking

9) The only time you look forward to a red light is when you want to finish writing a text

10) You refer to things you don't like as "GAY".

Ha!

The BEAUTIFUL Game

2010-07-09T19:19:00.020+08:00

They don't call it "the beautiful game" for nothing. And i'm not your regular football bimbo.

See, the 2010 World Cup is almost over, and like my mental friend Danny said, i gotta have at least one post about this!

Ladies, you're welcome.

FABIO CANNAVARO
It's almost sinful to not to drool over this creature named Cannavaro. The owner of the most captivating smile of all players, he is a doting father whose WAG is not the typical ones you see. Yes, the Italians suck this time around, but at least this eye candy will never be forgotten.

P/S Sorry lads, it's almost impossible to find Cannavaro's pictures with shirts on.

ROQUE SANTA CRUZ
What can i say.. Can anyone get any yummier than this? Even his name says it all..

THOMAS MUELLER

Ok, ok i know he's not your regular underwear model kind of footballer like you-know-who, but this young guy has that German homeboy looks that is worth turning your head to.

LIONEL MESSI
He needs no introduction, and i know he ain't no 6 footer, but look at that sympathetic face, almost sinless kind of expression he has. I even cried when the Argies lost to the Germans in quarter final - just because i can't picture Messi crying!

DANIEL AGGER
He isn't in any hot footballers list but yeah..his face is symmetrical. And, he's a Dane.

GIGI BUFFON
One of the greatest goalie of all time he is. That fierce scream on the pitch and his serious stare makes him one of my favourite man in the squadra.

GENNARO GATTUSO
Oooops..sorry, another Italian. Maybe my fetish for bad boy looks makes me want nothing more than to put him here. A little bit of a drama queen on the pitch, but hey, i ain't discussing his scoring ability here!

IKER CASILLAS
The Iker. Anyone's panties dropped yet?

WESLEY SNEIJDER
Are you hypnotized by his eyes yet? No doubt he's the yummiest one in Oranje team.

CARLOS BOCANEGRA
Well he plays SOCCER, and you gotta love this guy. Undoubtedly the second most popular after Landon Donovan is USA squad, his name is as hot as how he appears. Shirtless, mostly.

Some prefers David Villa, but this mysterious look and expression on his perfecly structured face make any girl goes "yeah"

And a bonus picture for you girls, i don't care what they say - gay or whatever. In terms of looks exploitation and narcisissim, Italians are the best, still!

Now, Cristiano who?

So The World Cup Ist Hier

2010-06-14T15:08:00.006+08:00

I'm proud to be Malaysian, but would be even prouder if i was a citizen whose country is qualified for World Cup. Oh well, cut the bollocks, let's talk rubbish as i normally do. Hello! At least i don't pretend like i know about it too much like other people do. I'm pretty good with trivia and facts though, maybe not technicalities.
Here's why i'm rooting for Deutschland:

1) I speak a wee bit of the languange. Like maybe 0.3 %, so that counts

2) The German flag is very similar to Negeri Sembilan flag, the state i come from

3) Having been rooting for the Italian national team since 1994, i think it's a bit too cliche.

4) Franz Beckenbauer is hot

Wait, wait,wait! I haven't forgotten about the Azzuri. Who would've thought they'd win the 2006. I even won a contest because i guessed it right, like literally! Will miss Totti and Del Piero on the pitch though!
What?
Why i like them?
It's obvious, isn't it?

Thisissorubbish.net

2010-05-03T15:19:00.005+08:00

1) You're driving on the fast lane, and the next thing you know is that there are a long line of other vehicle driving so freakin slow..like 40/mph.. and you really think they should be castrated. Just get the fuck out of my way!

2) A friend of yours telling you some secret starting with " Hey i wanna tell you something but pleaseeeeee don't tell anyone else"... and the next thing you know, there are 10 other people who know about the "secret". And you go.. "Secret my ass!"

3) You're in the elevator, going up to your office from lunch break, where there are bunch of people chit-chatting.. You don't really pay attention to what they're saying but you hear " Your lunch..how much you pay ah?"

4) You're watching your favorite soap opera on TV, and when the most interesting scene happens... suddenly it appears.. "To be continued".

5) You're hitting the clubs with your gal pals, wearing your best outfit you just bought from your favorite store when suddenly... another chick passed by with the same exact dress you have on. Gutted?

6) So you're in an elevator with 5 other people, in a posh building where it has like 38 level, you're still in the middle of your way to reach your desired floor.. you realize that you have to fart so badly. You try to hold it but you can't, so you decide to let one go, and pretend like nothing happens. You're a dirty little bastard, aren't you?

7) You're walking down the street with your killer heels and your best hot pants when you notice a bloke staring weirdly at your booty. Disturbed, you go and tell him off. You feel like committing suicide when he tells you the reason for him staring is your Visible-Panty-Line and the fact that your shoes still have the price tag on.

So You Think You Can Fuck?

2010-04-28T21:03:00.005+08:00

Stop fucking about then.
Stop telling lies.
Stop messing with people's head.
And stop being pretentious.

Start caring.
Start to give a shit about what people like about you.
And start being YOU --- even though that means many will hate you.
It's okay.
Confidence is sexy.

Need or Want?

2010-04-27T14:44:00.006+08:00

Often we ask ourselves, what do we want?
Seldom we ask ourselves, what do we really need?

So what prompted this?
I was walking down the memory lane quite a lot lately, reminiscing about the good old days. No, i am not dwelling on the past. I am just remembering my early childhood, back in the 80s and 90s. Boy, aren't i old now..

There were no cable tv or internet.
There was no food delivery either.
What i miss the most is snail mail. There wasn't electronic mail.
There was no Skype, let alone all these kind of instant messengers.

This. All these things. Remind me of a much simpler time. Where i run to the mailbox in front of the yard every time the postman passed by.

Also where i had to beg my mother to give me her spare coins that i would use to go to the payphone to call my childhood "boyfriend" at that time.

I love the fact that we would write greeting cards personally, during festive season, taking hours to pick just a few cards, and consume another few to write on them. Not to mention the effort we put to come up with the nicest words to impress the recipient. Personal, it's personal. That's what we miss the most today.

So i broke the Blackberry just recently. You must think how much i must have missed it. Surprisingly no. Well i sure do miss the convenience, but i love the fact that i leave ME alone. With this temporary old school RM100 Nokia phone, i am having fun like i never did before. Back to basics. Speaking of what i just need, not want.And this is what i need , for now. Do what is necessary.

Note to self, life is simple, unless you complicate it.

Just Bollocks

2010-03-22T22:41:00.004+08:00

I'm such a sweet talker, aren't i? But fret not, i usually mean what i say. If you ask me if you look alright in those pleated skirt while hanging out in the clubs, i would still say i'd rather be naked than wearing those at the most inappropriate time.

So here goes, i have quite an obsession with quotes, sayings and (stupid) statements . Check these out and let me know what you think:

1) When in doubt, shut the fuck up

2) When curious, don't assume

3) When jealous, stay sane

4) Kiss me, i'm Asian

5) Glamour is made of plastic, (if you try too hard)

6) Laugh like Janice, live like Joey. That'd do it

7) I'm a humanizer. You scared?

8) Forgive and forget are not best friends

9) I'm sexy year old

10) Hi beautiful, is your name Monday? because i love you already

Quote me please, if you like what you read.

The Truths Are..

2010-02-15T18:19:00.007+08:00

1) Tones of make up doesn't vanish your uglytude. If your attitude stinks, your 8 inches make up doesn't help either.

2) I am a genius, even scarier than Einstein's hair

3) It is okay to daydream, as long as you know when to wake up

4) Nothing is enough unless it is the best, and i mean it

5) It aches when it's good..

6)I don't like to wake up on time because that's how i roll

7) I succumb to porn after a long day at work or when i'm just purely pissed off with this entire universe

8) Big tits are so yesteryear. Knee caps anyone?

9) I'm pissing about on the Net as i type this

10) I want to fuck off and die every time i have an argument with my partner

11) I love you, and i need a piss

12) FB is for fat bastard, fuck buddy, fuckboy, felatio bitch, fake boobs or even... fun bags

13) I don't care

14) The date is over when you don't tip the waiter

15) Real women don't date Manchester Utd fans

16) Tuesdays are pointless and ought to be banned

17) I make ugly sunny side ups

18) Blackberry is so passe

19) I'm skinny because i can't cook

20) You shouldn't do anything you can't do

21) Grumpiness kills

22) I'm the worst bargainer in South East Asia

23) Nothing is more beautiful than sarcasm and moronic statements made by sarcastic people like me

24) I like the term "RELATIONSHIT"

25) I may not love Japanese porn, but i love Japanese cars!

26) There should be 8 days in a week. I'll name the other one Nutday or something

27) Men who wish their wives/girlfriends happy birthday on Facebook wall or Twitter should be castrated

28) You don't have to be a pussy just because you eat or love pussy

29) I've been spelling "cheque" as "checque" for at least ten years and only realized it recently.

30) Wearing Crocs is much worse than faking your orgasm

31) I'm obsessed with Paris Hilton

32) I was carrying groceries to the car when a male passer by said "Your nipples are erect"

33) I get grumpy when i don't get what i want because that's how i roll

34) If i were a DJ/producer, my album will be called "Fuck Me I'm Famished"

35) I'm a world class drama queen and opportunist. Slap me

36) Feelings are gay

37) If fart could kill, i may have been able to kill at least 999 mosquitos per day

38) There's always time and place for everything. You don't have to be a dick, anytime and anywhere

39) An unwashed undies that has been worn for 5 days in a row could kill a catfish within 2 seconds.

40) I'm fat and furious

THERE. You heard it from me FIRST. Except for number 11. Told you i'm so original, it hurts.

Cheers to the sarcasmists.

Yet Again.. Same Bollocks Different Year

2010-02-08T21:07:00.006+08:00

Phew... what was that?
2009 has just gone. Merry new year folks.
And this is my very first entry for 2010, how weird, i don't even give a shit that it is new year already.. ( Like it makes so much difference to me...?)

So here goes..
"What's your new year resolution?" - Never had any. Resolutions are pointless. If you were to achieve something, just do it already. I think i might puke if i hear another God's creature saying " I'm gonna stop drinking...yadda ..yadda..yadda..."

What a New Year celebration though, everybody else was swimming in Moet & Chandon , or at least trying to get me into the whole chaos by getting me a sip or two. Sorry mates, i'm so fine with my orangenzaft and Red Bull, forever and ever. I like the fact that people use "getting drunk" as an excuse for every thing . No, i'm just takin a piss. I fuckin hate it. One thing for sure i know.. beer drinking help ugly people have sex. Nuff said.

On another note, i'm a lacto ovo vegetarian for a couple of days now. That doesn't necessarily make me a better person i was before, only saner --- Hey i don't eat MEAT aka animals. So in 2011 i'd be celibate?

Bollocks..bollocks..bollocks. Just different year.

What Are You?

2009-12-26T16:50:00.011+08:00

Ever heard of boring phrases like " you are what you are" or " you are the master of your own destiny" ?
Life indeed is full of surprises. Full of questions too. Not to forget, there are temptations and choices, as well. You gotta be smart, you gotta be sharp. Just get on the challenge bandwagon and get over with it. In another word, you choose what you want to be. Ahem. As for me, i choose,i like and want to be these:

Even the biggest bitch on the planet can be a saint at times. You just have to know how spot them. Remember, behaviour is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels and believes.

Or we can be a vixen. But mind you, "vixenity" is not something you can try to contemplate, if you have got it, that means you were born with it. Hmmmmm speaking of sex appeal, this is so closely related to it. Effortless baby, effortless.

I hate when shallow and sexually deprived people normally judge those who flirt. Flirting isn't a bad thing at all. When it happens spontaneously, that's when you realize you're flirting with style. Well maybe you were born with it.. (again)...

Now this is the one. You turn everyone on. Nuff said. No question about it.

*Photos credit to Cotton On store, Pavilion KL. I snapped those while my debit card was wanting to be charged.

I Don't Understand :

2009-12-21T17:33:00.007+08:00

................... a few things.

1) Those who take forever to get ready. What's there to conceal? A huge mole like the one i have next to my right cheekbone? Enlighten me, because in my world, there's no such thing as "trying to look pretty" . Who takes more than half an hour to get ready anyways, i'm sorry, but if you're ugly, you're ugly. No make up can change that.

2) Wet armpits. Errrr...
Where the heck do you get that from? And i'm not speaking of the superhot footballers running around the pitch- they look hotter when they sweat anyways.
I'm talking about you, young ladies. What's up with that? Some kind of fetish? Because in my world, normal human being are only allowed to sweat during two sessions ONLY. And that would be during workout session or sex.

3) Those who are obsessed with Hallmark-y kind of quotes or any kind of words of wisdom without giving credits to the sayers. Don't bore me please. Quoting people here and there are just plain stupid, unless you walk the talk. *Yawn*

4) Why people are so obsessed with Santa? He is absofuckinlutely gay. Gay, gay and super gay.

5) Why some people keep convincing themselves that the other person is "taking it slow" or "don't wanna have sex just yet" or " he respects me, therefore we're not rushing into sex". If they like you, they would've fucked you already. Nuff said. If they ain't interested, they ain't interested. You heard it from me. Save your time, and move the fuck on.

When The Tough Gets Going

2009-12-18T22:10:00.007+08:00

I remember those days when dad reached through his pocket and said "This is all i've got". I didn't give a shit and ran away with his money ( the last few ringgits he had). Being an extremely temperamental person he was, i think he has always been very responsible though. I guess he deserves some credit for that.

I actually hate talking about myself, especially on this blog ( God i hate the term "blog", i gotta find another name for it). But today, is one of the happiest day of my whole 2009, hence the excitement. I can't thank God enough for this. Thus, i've been having some flashback from my teen years, where i started learning about what real life is all about. Well, i started discovering what sex is all about when i was only about Miley Cyrus's age hehehe...

My first few years after i was born weren't very pretty, i give you that! But today, being a nobody, i realize that my life is still pretty awesome, actually. I no longer need a pair of Stuart Weitzman to convince myself that my feet are not that ugly. But i still stick to Victoria's Secrets knickers to stay sane though!

Point is, no matter how bad you feel, always know that somewhere along the line, there are still some awesomeness left in you. Be with someone who brings out the best in you and NEVER ever underestimate yourself.
Happy holidays folks and thanks for reading.

The Day I Yell Again (And Again)

2009-12-14T13:46:00.000+08:00

You gotta love this.
" Your call might be recorded for quality improvement and training purposes"
That's my favourite other than " Your call is important to us" which I have bitched about in the previous entry.

So I can't text certain numbers and as you can imagine, I already sound like someone who hasn't got laid for a month or so.
They're not helping by saying:
" I think you should check the country codes"

Silent.

Oh I think I've just lost my sanity.

Situations

2009-12-10T18:41:00.003+08:00

Situation Number 1
I do not like staying home alone, hence i'm still in the office past 6pm. I would only rush home when i have a gorgeous husband waiting for me, someday. Right now , i don't. So please shut the fuck up. I don't like over-asked question like "why are you still in the office?" It's like asking me why do i love good sex. Duh.

Situation Number 2
How come we always say "No offense..." right before we say something very offensive to people?

Situation Number 3
This is something i really loathe. "Your call is important to us", my arse. Just hurry the fuck up and answer my phone call before i burn down the entire Customer Service department.

Situation Number 4
"I'm so happy for you". I want to puke every single time i hear this. Tell me a single person who is deliriously happy when the love of their life is getting married? Got over it yet? YES. "HAPPY" for them? Over my dead body.

Okay now i need a chill pill. Gambatte!!

When Love And Hate Collide

2009-12-10T18:15:00.002+08:00

And i thought i would never get over a few things in my life.
Never say never.
"Him that i love, i wish to be free, even from me"
Now i really hate all these sappy and corny Hallmark-y quotes, but what am i gonna do without 'em? It's only words, and words are all i have to break away.

I'm known for three things. Just, THREE things. For being a skeptic, a cynic and a lunatic.
Having said that, can you imagine all kinds of replies/comments/feedbacks i receive on my Twitter updates, Facebook or even here in this blog? Sometimes they're unbearable and so uncalled for, but what do i expect for being such a total nutcase? I invite these things. So what's my point?

I still don't make any sense.

Bye.

Now Who The Fuck Cares?

2009-11-21T18:04:00.004+08:00

Ok now the biggest phenomena on internet history is Facebook. Fuck you Mark Zuckerberg. This part of my life is called - lifeless. I post statuses and notes on it.
I comment on my own or my friends pictures on it.
I broadcast about my own insecurities on it, sometimes.
I boast about my sexual innuendos - perhaps 99.8% of the time.
I take the piss out of you most of the online time too.
Now tell me what sort of life i 've got?
Lifeless.

But you know what- have i ever updated on what color of my knickers are?
Or what i had for supper after i had sex last week?
Or where am i heading to for afternoon quickie?
Or what does my fattening nasi lemak taste like this morning?
Hell NO.

Who the fuck cares.

Addickted

2009-11-19T11:23:00.003+08:00

So don't tell me you have never been addicted to anything. Not even to a person?
I, for instance, have some not so fetishes or obsessions towards things that most people i'm close with already know.

1) Fine pinstriped suit
I don't know why, but they're hot as hell. Not to mention some debonair gentlemen looking so fine in it, but even Renee Zellweger wears one in New In Town, i think i'm gonna get one - just for the hell of it (or for a role play during you-know-what)

2) Calves muscle -gastrocnemius ( sounds even better when i say it, because it makes me look painfully smart, it hurts)
Six packs are so yesteryears, even i got much better abs than most men i know (Laughing Out Out), so fuck it because i've decided to salivate in horniness when i spot these great muscles on people. Regardless, men or women.

3) Candles and room fragrances
So what's with that moldy smell in your bedroom? Yucks how can you even get laid by living like that? I'm obsessed with my bedroom i wanna die in it. I remember once upon a time in America, i filled up half of my suitcase just to accommodate space for my Yankee candles.

4) Men in shorts and baseball cap
To me, naturally good looking men look good when they're at ease. Hence the shorts and baseball cap. (Plus you can spot the calves muscle of course tee hee...)

5) Salt
I eat salt with almost everything. At one point, i almost think of salt while having sex.

6) Telephone booths
I've started a relationship with telephone booths about a year ago, right before Christmas. This may sound relatively lunatic, but i have quite a number of pictures of me with phone booths (looking so cool as if i was yelling of someone for not fingering me the right way) LMAO!

7) Food crusts
I love 'em. Pizza crusts, pancake crusts or even bread crumbs. I even eat leftovers, as long as they leave the crusts for me. That, or there's no explanation and I'm just plain fucking weird.

8) Men in glasses
I mentioned this way too many times already. Don't be getting sick on me. Please

9) French accent
Pink once quoted " everything sounds sexy with a French accent"

10) Kissing
Damn i fucking love kissing i wanna die while kissing.

Being 30

2009-10-22T18:21:00.002+08:00

I have almost forgotten the fact that i have a blog. Well, a raunchy blog, that the people of my kind love visiting.. or at least to check me out.

Yes i did turn 30 three days ago. I feel awefuckinsome. Not only because i can now call myself a woman, but also because i like this part of my life, where everything is not just about getting married and most importantly-- get fat (after i give birth of course). Other than that, it's the party of course, where i felt like i was Miley Cyrus or something. Well who says i don't like attention.

Hmm.. You can't just lie about loving birthday gifts, regardless in what form they come in. In this case, i've passed the stage where i keep thinking of what i want for my birthday. Being a spoilt bitch i was, i liked the idea of getting a lot of things. Not anymore.

Literally speaking, growing up is also something i keep thinking of lately. I have no resolutions, not even a vision. I live by the moment. I never even think of what kind of sexual position i'm up for, tonight or tomorrow night...or the night after. I do what i like, i like what i do, and most of the times, i like doing what other people don't like doing.

I like being in love though.

Truth Hurts, So Does Brazilian Wax

2009-09-30T01:38:00.002+08:00

So, did anyone like what i wrote in my earlier post?
Bet no one does! Well this isn't about how much i hate men, and it's not about which side i'm on either.It's about the truth, which can be painfully true, yet difficult to swallow. Ahem... not "that" kind of swallow though.

So i watched The Ugly Truth with Metal Man who i literally work with, believe it or not, i keep thinking about how influential chick flicks are to me. The main male character for instance, keeps reminding me of how hurtful truth can be . I bet 98% of the time, i've been living in denial - not wanting to accept things which are absofuckinlutely obvious to the rest of the people i know. Being an oblivious bitch i am, i often give the benefit of the doubt to most human beings that annoy me. Why?

BECAUSE truth hurts, and you don't want to get hurt. Literally speaking, someone who has never done Brazilian waxing for instance, could probably believe that most men love her bushy southern region. In relation to that, she is denying the need of having that part of her region waxed..or even mowed.

Trust me ladies, if you think something is too good to be true then IT IS too good to be true. And the moment you think that he is not interested, he is probably 99.8% not interested in you. Don't live in denial, it's kinda mental. It eats you up inside, it makes you feel so shit about yourself..and it leaves you wondering why haven't you got him. It's not about who has got bigger tits, you or your contender. It's about living "bulletproofly". Realise your shortcomings and do something about it.

Remember, you can lose weight but you can't lose ugly. Nuff said.

When I Actually Don't Give A Fuck

2009-09-11T11:35:00.004+08:00

So wedding bells are ringing everywhere, good for them.
And i just remembered something - it's from the Personal Training marketing workshop i attended last week. Sitting on my ass for more than for hours is not really my favourite thing to do but i did it anyway because i think it would be very beneficial for me. So we were given a simple task to figure out some hot headlines that we can think of to market our service. Being an obvious jerk, i came up with "Get Fit Before You Commit" and " How To Not Lose Your Husband In Three Months" . I could probably cater to brides/grooms to be. I thought that was hilarious, at least they laughed. *LOL*.

So yeah, back to the getting married bit, i think most effort are made by women, especially when it comes to looking good. Double standard eh? I see women flocking to beauty centres, slimming spas or even sign up to fitness programmes, but men do nothing. They don't do shit like that. And how often do you see men trying to make an effort to lose weight or look better before the wedding? I think we women are amazingly graceful, doing anything we can to stay in love or even not to lose our partners, but what do we get in return? Saggy balls?

You can give a fuck about what i write here, or choose to lie to yourself. Yes, you're probably wondering if i still am the same Aida. The old one eats junks and was a lazy bastard, exercises only once every decade. The new one is reborn, has given up soda, and doesn't eat after 9.30pm (or trying not to). I can't believe i'm typing this either, but guys, you can worry or be sorry. Nobody wants a fat husband. And you know what, contact me if you want to make a difference. One more thing though- any man should feel shamed if his woman has better abs than his- i'm speaking through experience.

For women out there, i admire your effort in staying beautiful and doing everything you can to impress your partner, We often hear you say " I have to watch what i eat, i don't want my boyfriend to think that i'm fat"..
But i never heard any man saying " I want to stay/be fit for my woman".
Well maybe because i've always been surrounded by fit and hot people. Don't hate me.

As Good As It Gets

2009-08-10T01:23:00.005+08:00

Sorry folks. This blog is getting more and more serious.
Well okay, i have to cut down on my sexual innuendos here, in conjunction with the upcoming Ramadhan, AND also i don't think my other half would be very happy seeing more profanities here. Hence, no sex talk for this time around!
So my running is improving, thanks to Mr Honey and also my series of Nike shoes. This is my fourth pair in 2009, and seriously it is like rocket science. I've been fancying Lunarglide+ but i decided not to get it when i found out Lunartrainer provides more stability and my feet feel awesome in it.
Good news is, i've successfully stopped drinking soft drinks now ( been 6 weeks yo!)
Next -perhaps i should work on my lack of enthusiasm.
Slowly but surely, i gotta stop putting junks into this body, as well as eating shit without any supervision. Ha!

My Skintention

2009-07-24T20:06:00.005+08:00

So what does perfection mean to me?

And how do i define "feeling good"?

I know i haven't written or posted anything about beauty, make up, fashion.. or even food review. It's not that i alienate these areas, i just suck at it. They are universal, and it takes a lot of expertise to talk about them, so i would normally just write about "you-know-what".

But this time, i'll just say i feel best when am comfortable in my own skin. Period.

I know many have suggested i should accessorize a bit, or even put some eye color or change the boring style of my hair, thank you. But i am me. As lame/boring as it may sound, i have been very comfortable in this "suit" and have never been insecured about what i don't have. I know my flaws, and i know it is okay if some people think i'm unattractive.

So up there, that's the best jar in the world, methinks. A name says a thousand words..ha.. It's Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion, perfecto for a drama queen like me. Having been its user for about 4 years, i can tell you i have never trusted any other moisturizers like i do this one. It is arguably one of the best skin product i've ever purchased. See, who says i only talk about sex?

When Impossible Is Nothing

2009-07-14T17:58:00.002+08:00

This was the first time i feel proud of myself in months. I wasn't even that fast, but i made it.

I used to think running a marathon is impossible for me to do. Not anymore.

Buybuy Baby!

2009-07-13T22:55:00.002+08:00

Oh no... so you're broke? Worry not, it's not the end of the world. Especially when you're a compulsive hoarder like me, and HALF of the dresses in the closet are still unworn, you got yourself covered.

So Nabila has been preaching (for at least half a year) about how i should give away the clothes that i don't wear, and sell some of them (my watches too) that are worth buying. Not only you'll find out how much money you've wasted "unconsciously", but you will also realize that you only have a pair of legs, two wrists and ONE body. Haha to that. At least now you will be less broke when you can finally pay half of your credit card debt with the money you get from the dresses' sales. Well this hasn't happened yet, but i've already sorted and segregated the "for sale" unworn items. You'd be surprised how much they worth in total (even with a very low price per piece). With Nabila's help, i finally managed to clear that huge ass suitcase full of junks. Mon Dieu, i feel better already! That means, more space for Pamster to roam around now. Ha!

One part's solved, but i have a new addiction. Oh my, this entry has just got better. Well it's merely a healthy disorder. *Wink*
I start collecting sports bra. As a matter of fact, i've just upgraded to M size. See i told you, we do things for a reason. In my defense, i should say a) it's because i don't wanna have saggy tits, and b) nice and different varieties of bras are resulting to a good run!

Hey don't judge me! At least i don't collect cock rings!

What's With The Crocs?

2009-06-16T12:02:00.004+08:00

Seriously. What's with that ugly looking rubber footwear? Cure for smelling feet, perhaps?
I thought they're not so in anymore, but i guess i'm wrong again this time. The last time i laughed so hard was probably almost two months ago when Tepung put on his baby blue rubber. Sigh. I know that was mean, but Dona and I just couldn't hold it back. We thought he made himself look like a schmuck.

And then again, last week, during a chilling session at Ceylon Bar, i experienced not one, but TWO Crocs encounters. Hmm... one is a reasonably cute Scandivanian guy who was talking to my friend. He wore a thing that Veronica called "a curry coloured Crocs". Duh.
I don't understand it. Why would you put on this ugly ass shoes? Okay, in know they also make some of the non ugly ones and they're comfy as hell. But would you be caught dead wearing them in public? Comfort over looks? How about comfort AND looks?

And, just when i thought a man who dresses well will NEVER wear Crocs, i was proven wrong again. Why oh why would you make yourself look like a complete fool when in fact you have a Hackett polo shirt on, but at the same time parading this puke green pair of ugly shoes?

Hehe okay, i have a confession to make: I used to own a pair (long time ago), bought by someone who thinks it would look cute on me. Do you hate me now?

The Lame One (with bad grammars and such!)

2009-06-16T10:57:00.005+08:00

So i haven't been updating this blog for like what... a month?
Who cares anyway? Unless i'm one of those social ladder climbers who tries to impress everyone with her "somebodyness". Ok, am being a cynic.
This is where i talk and write rubbish. This is not where i try to have some influence on some people who don't know to differentiate between fakeness and "real-ness". This is the territory where i try to do nothing more than just rambling about things. No judgement. So what, if they drop some nasty comments?

So yeah, i gained 2kg (of muscle) more since the past few weeks. Good, hey? I'm also very excited to start the PT course real soon - too excited till i got the date wrong. Ha!
And hmm..i started taking up yoga, although i haven't been doing it consistently, i promise to go to one class a week ( at least!) when everything is settled down. Thanks to these two goddesses, Dona and Ninie who introduced me to this wonderful thing called Yoga. Who would have thought!

The migraine occurance hasn't gone down though. Not a tiny bit. I've been procrastinating, but i actually have been meaning to check out acupuncture. No harm trying i guess, especially when i have to deal with the regular attack almost every other day. Now this is chaotic. The thing they say about sex being a remedy--- utter rubbish!

Oh, speaking of obsession and/or having some fetish. I think i've been so much in love with Washington Apple, lately. Well..hehe..once you go Americano, you never go back! LOL! ( i know this "LOL" bit might be annoying, but i'm actually LOLing at this very moment!)
And yes, i still love easting rice porridge, with the regular condiments of course ( fried anchovies, shallots and sometimes potatoes). Orgasmic!

On another note, yes i still have to remind myself about getting rid of all those unused dresses/clothes. "Or sell them!" , says Nabila. But i haven't done it of course.

To sum it all up, i'm still a procrastinator. Do you still love me?

First Times To Remember Forever

2009-05-17T23:49:00.006+08:00

Unlike most girls, i love reading men's magazine, particularly Men's Health. Why? Well, guess you can figure that out pretty easily. I just love the masculine side of me, minus the asshole-ness of course. Anyway, in this month's issue of Men's Health, they're featuring "First Times To Remember Forever" in The Guy_List section.

Check out mine:

Realizing that my dad is not a Superman
Hell yeah. My dad is pretty much a fucktard 40% of the time. I think i was about 11 when i realized what sort of man he is. Definitely, not the Super kind of man.

Going to a football game
It wasn't Goodison Park or Anfield, but it was our very own Stadium Paroi in Seremban, Negeri Sembilan. I was focusing more on the cute butts running around in the field though. But yeah, it was heartstopping, and i was having massive goosebumps.

Finishing a difficult novel
It was "Brida" by Paulo Coelho. Being a not so clever sort of person, i was frowning and frowning as i was reading every word written. But i feel better when i found out that i wasn't the only one who couldn't easily understand the book. Hehhe... phew.. at least i know i'm normal!

Negotiating a pay rise
Well they say "all you need to do is ask" . But as soon as i had the guts to do it, my sense of insecurity kicks in. And yes guys, my boss at that time told me to fuck off.

Hosting a dinner party
It was a good one (the food), and i feel as though i'm officially civilized. BUT i was gutted when 50% of my guests who RSVP'ed didn't show up . Oh well, i could only try, right?

Opening my first payslip
I felt like i was going to get married. I ran to the locker room ( i was an aspiring engineer at that time), with a deep breath, i felt so liberated - similar feeling like having the best orgasm i've ever had in my life. Orgasmic. Undescribable.

At the driver's seat
I never felt so powerful ( well, i steal this line from the original article in Men's Health). Although it wasn't the kind of horse power i was hoping to be maneuvering in, but i was satisfied.

Patted on the back
There was more than just a paycheck, absolutely- when i realized i've studied/worked so hard that i've forgotten about the rewards. It meant so much to me that it made me cry. 1991, my English teacher, Miss Selvi patted me on my back, for scoring 98% in her " pass or die" English test.

Getting dumped or rejected
The phrase "he's just not that into you" is wayyy long forgotten. But i remember the first boy i ever fancied, Affendy, was telling me that i looked like a pig. Sad, but a few sex appeals later ( in my vocabulary it means a few good years later), he thought i was a complete knockout. Ha.. the power of tits.

Saying no
And meant it. Usually this is sex related, so yes - saying no to something extremely tempting is hard, but i never felt so relieved as soon as i walked away.

Getting tested
The scare. Oh. Whether it was a disease related or an exam result, they have always made me so unbelievably nervous. I remember getting myself scanned ( CAT scan to be precised) a few years back ( just because i thought i had a brain tumor or something). Me and my lover at that time were laughing like there's no tomorrow after we got the result when he said "D, it's proven that you have a brain. Yayyy!". How hilarious was that?

Falling in love
It was beautiful, my first time. One advice though - don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you

* Credit to Men's Health magazine, May issue

So Close, But Yet So Far

2009-05-08T02:59:00.003+08:00

I almost had it, but not quite
I nearly got it, but it slipped away

It has always been too good to be true
Without it, i feel so blue!

The Product Wishlist

2009-04-28T02:10:00.010+08:00

I'm aching to have these products in Malaysia.

Why bother raising so much awareness about breast and cervix cancer if you don't even care about what you wear underneath? Sigh. Many women don't even realize how important this is. Eww.. discard those granny undies already.

The last time i had pancakes for breakfast was about a month ago. Jeez. You call that pancakes? Shame on you La Bodega, that's what i call burned rubber in a plate, enhanced by maple syrup. I want iHop!

A soup junkie i am. And i just love slurping most types of soups. The chicken noodle in Panera, is to dine for. That's the real deal, baby.
Oh yes. The most accurate answer for chapped lips. One tube will last me about a year.
Speaking of flaws. I have plenty. This part is one of them- i have to airbrush my legs. Too bad this product is so unheard of in Malaysia. They smoothen your legs, as flawless as Photoshop, baby!

I Had A Life, But Facebook Ate It

2009-04-22T18:32:00.004+08:00

How often do you think that Facebook is evil?

How many times you've been tagged but you're actually not in the pictures? Not to forget, how many times do you feel disgusted by your own self when you realize how hideous you look in some pictures?, but you're tagged anyway! ---------------->remove tag!

And how do you know that no one is keep tracking on your whereabouts?

Yes, it's cruel, isn't it?

All the status updates, uploaded pictures and events attended are widely shared among Facebookers (you can also blame your own privacy settings). You feel violated, because you feel as though people have been talking about you - referring to their intriguing statuses.

But yet, you're still a Facebook addict. You are me!

The RM360 Worth Of Smile

2009-04-07T18:28:00.003+08:00

They suck. They really do. They say money can't buy happiness. Then i suppose they either don't have great hair or don't know the right stores to shop.
A lot of things that have been happening since the past few weeks, and i was constantly told by a few people that i "don't look good anymore". Point taken, and i am not offended either. True indeed, i impersonate a skinny bitch who needs a makeover really bad.

So today i make my first visit to the hair salon since three weeks ago. Tangled, dry and some serious split ends there. One hair treatment later, i feel like a gazillion dollar person. And it only costs me RM360 to get my smile back.

Voila!

Love

2009-04-05T23:44:00.003+08:00

Have i mentioned how bad i am as a partner/lover? I then, compensate that feeling of not being a good partner by being a moderately responsible "mother".

She makes a better person in some ways. I treat her like a human being. I even speak and talk to her like i talk to any other person i care about. She tests my patience in so many different ways, but she also changes a lot of things about me as a person.

Perhaps, soon enough i'll be able to have these kind of anak-anak. :-)

The Coffeeshop Etiquette

2009-03-16T19:52:00.002+08:00

So there i was, trying to have some light lunch in KLCC Starbucks, when i discovered the ridiculousness of the unethical web surfers aka ignorant dumbasses.

You have been sitting there for at least 2 hours but only order ONE freakin' drink that doesn't cost more than RM6. Cheapo!

You patronize the cafe because you love the atmosphere, and if you are making use of the cafe's facilities, you should keep on ordering - otherwise, you are taking up valuable space another patron could be making use of. BUT, this is NOT happening. You people are just so ignorant! You take advantage of the free Wi-Fi, stealing the bandwidth, read the magazines for hours. Hello?

How about a genuine customer like me who wants to have lunch and give them real business?
At this moment i'm just so embarrased for being Malaysian. Fuck Malaysians.

If I Were A Boy

2009-03-14T14:24:00.005+08:00

1) I'll give her all the affection she longs for
2) I'll give her the BEST kiss ever
3) I'll hold her hands like there's no tomorrow
4) I'll cook for her at least once in a couple of weeks
5) I'll serenade to her even though i have no idea how the lyrics go
6) I'll shave my balls when asked
7) I'll let her be herself, even when she's at her worst
8) I'll call her name when i make love to her
9) I'll tell her how beautiful she looks every now and then
10) I'll listen to her everytime, not only when she moans during our intercourse
11) I'll let her dress me up, and pick up the best attire for me
12) I'll let her be my biggest critic
13) I'll buy her the best diamond ring i can afford
14) I'll pamper her like mommy pampers her fat kid
15) I won't be a committment phobic

Music and Me

2009-02-28T20:43:00.010+08:00

So i just got back from town, traffic was a nightmare, and weather was shit. Just like every other time, when i'm caught in traffic, i'll try to make the best out of it.
Music. With some not so bad playlists i have in the car, you guys can actually call me "Dj" . A perfect time killer, instead of getting pissed off with the common horrendous traffic, i choose to ignore it by pumping up the beats. Dona, actually once quoted " Getting into your car is like stepping into club Twentyone". Not true. They don't play dangdut there, hon!

Ups and downs, thick and thin, happy and sad moments. Music. I wouldn't call myself a person who knows a lot about it, but i like to listen to what my ears prefer to hear. I used to be this little puppy who turns to Limewire to download a lot of sappy sad love songs every time i was heartbroken. How lame was that? I will play "Knife" by Rockwell like there's no tomorrow.. and a few other corny Malay songs that no one would even want to hear!

This very day, i try to stay with my happy thoughts. Happy thoughts, and happy thoughts. And happy music of course, will at least make you forget your sorrow for a moment, if not forever. I can't sing, but always getting dragged to karaokes, and all i can sing are some numbers of Britney and Backstreet Boys, while the rest are hitting the atmosphere with Oleta Adams or Alicia Keys hits. I don't care though, at least some people are laughing!

And there's my nightlife. I'm music blind actually, i don't know much, but i know what i like, and i treasure the hang outs with my girls by enjoying the music they play in those clubs. Some are cool, some aren't, even making me fall asleep. Some i can dance to, some just make me want to sit at the bar and stare at the non existent cute guys. But some, just makes you want to go home and have sex with someone. Blame the DJs.

And i'm home alone now, Hotel Costes Vol 7 is conquering the ambience. It makes me feel at ease, just as much as Housexy makes you feel sexy. As i'm typing this, i also attempt to listen to a few tracks from an excellent French movie - Les Choristes, which is about a teacher who effectively touched his students' life and heart through music. See- how music changed people's life.

I never dreamed of being a musician since i'm just a talentless little monkey with horrible taste in music. But i wish i could play at least a musical instrument, like..... violin? Or maybe flute?

Speaking of talent, i know some great people around me whose music is their soul. Some DJ friends for instance, are really enjoying what they do, and that's amore! Their love and passion for music!

Ouch, it's 10pm and i haven't decided on which dress to wear later for going out, and for the first time ever, i can't rely on Amy Winehouse. Her fashion sense, hell-o???

Romi! Play James Morrison's already!!!!

10 Things To Do Before You Die (Exotica's Version)

2009-02-23T00:17:00.002+08:00

1) Marry someone rich

2) Bungee jumping

3) Get a rhinoplasty

4) Sleep with someone famous

5) Visit Las Vegas

6) Get paid for sex

7) Be in the dumbest reality TV show just to get embarrassed

8) Kiss a total stranger

9) Hit a jackpot

10) Watch Slumdog Millionaire

And I'm Just A Girl Afterall..

2009-02-10T20:31:00.005+08:00

Ok, this is so not me. Deep in thoughts, reminiscing and keep walking down the memory lane. But can i blame it on February? Oh so lame!!

So what's with the love quotes and sappy love songs in the playlist? That must have meant something? Oh well... I'm just a normal girl, afterall. I fall in love, fall out of love.. or even worse, almost never believe in love!

So this is why i love Photobucket hahahha, they make my life easier when it comes to pimping my blog entry. Type the keyword, and hit the "search" button. So i found these templates. The words are kinda girly, but they captured my attention, and they are unsurprisingly true.

They say true love happens once in a lifetime, but what if you experience true love more than once? And if you were to stay with only one person for the rest of your life, i think that would be so boring! Monogamy? Ermmm....

Like Dr Seuss says, you know that you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams!

He.She.It.They.We

2009-02-10T19:56:00.004+08:00

"Oh.. have you been gossiping aboout my ex girlfriend?"
" And i heard you are an evil psychopath?"
" Is it true that you have some voodoo dolls?"
" So what did he say about me?"
" Please tell me who told you that!!"
" I swear to God i never badmouthed about you!"

She said this...he said that.... (and counting)....

At the end of the day, faith is what you need to have. Friends are the ones you going to run to. True friends. Not acquaintances, party buddies or people you rub shoulders with in the clubs. Your true friends will never judge you, let alone talking behind your back. A true friend never cheats, a good partner will never turn his back at you.
You have many choices. You can choose forgiveness over revenge, joy over despair.

My favourite quote of the week , to share:
“The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.” —Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Bruised, but not broken (yet).
Aida

It's Villain-tine Time

2009-02-06T13:39:00.004+08:00

Overrated, absofuckinlutely.
Most awaited day, what the heck? Get married or pop the question on that day? Come on people!
And i'm disgusted by red roses, and the restaurants overbooking. And everything, almost.

I'm not a big fan of the whole V day thing, but i like the togetherness bit. And of course, the gifts part.

This year will be a non romantic V day.
I've loved and lost.
People come and go, they said hi and bye.

What's the point here? I feel alienated, not because i don't have a date!
I don't celebrate many things. That makes me an extremely choosy motherfucker.

But my babes, let's paint the town red!

The One With My Sinful Crushes

2009-01-25T22:44:00.003+08:00

My very first huge crush i had was on my English teacher when i was in Form 3, Mr Nazly Joned. My heart's pumping whenever i see him, and i got this unbelievably sweaty plams everytime we make eye contact. While every other cute girls in my school were finding their own excuses to get closer to him, i was just admiring him from far- knowing that it's impossible for him to pay attention to an ugly girl like me, and plus he's my teacher. I remember coming home from school one day, and keep staring and my marked English exercise book all night! Good thing is, i got good grade due to the hotness of the teacher. Motivation! ( And as a matter of fact, i have stopped wondering why i got bad grades in Maths!).
Mr Joned is believed to be a surgeon now, somewhere.

Then i moved on to Affendi, the boy that i first laid eyes on when i was in Standard 5, but i didn't realize i was so much into him until i was 16. But again, having a crush on someone like him is a sin, unless you're a very popular cute girl that everybody wants to get close to in school. Affendi will only turn to me when he needs help with his English vocabulary, or when he forgot to bring his text books. A few makeovers later, we bumped into each other back in our kampung, he almost didn't recognize me. He is now married, and expecting his first baby anytime soon.

And of course, the undeniably huge crush i have on Enrique Iglesias still remains. Could anyone be hotter than him? Jawdropping.

Sorry, and Thank You

2009-01-24T16:20:00.003+08:00

Dear God,

Sorry for questioning your existence.

Dear McDonald's customer service girl,

Sorry that i yelled at you. It wasn't intentional. I was low on sugar, hence the the grumpiness.

Dear Mr P,

Sorry that you have to deal with my mood swings, i wish i was born perfect.

Dear guys at the dance floor,

Excuse my sarcasm, i just hate when people ask me what do i do for a living and where i'm from. When i hang out and chill:
Rule number 1 = don't ask questions.
Rule number 2 = refer to rule number 1.

Dear certain people,

Thank you and thank you again, for even checking out this shitty blog. It seems to me that i should feel so grateful for having at least a few people who really "care" about what i'm up to. If i'm really that lame and boring, i don't think i would even allow those anonymous comments to be posted.

Dear friends,

Thank you for your support.

Dear foes,

Thank you as well.

So Help Them God

2009-01-22T15:41:00.003+08:00

I know i haven't seen You for a while
I know i haven't been good
I know i've lost my faith in You
I know that i'm sometimes a non believer
I know i haven't prayed for decades
I know i don't deserve a lot of things..

* Photos- credit to Photobucket.com

But dear God,
If you do exist, like how they convinced me that You do...
Please...save them all.
If i could ever ask for a thing at this moment, that would be peace for their soil and land.
So help me God.
Amen.

* Neither Jewish morality nor Jewish tradition can be used to disallow terror as a means of war*
- Yitzhak Shamir

The One With The TV Series

2009-01-22T11:40:00.006+08:00

Addictive.
I remember watching them whe i was still in school, but due to the " switch off the TV at 10pm" rule at that time, i missed out on a lot of the initial episodes. I started watching them again a few years back, giggling my ass off, and i turn to them everytime i feel shitty or in need of an entertainment. Still, this is one of the most entertaining and unforgettable TV show for me.
"How you doin" ? Still, laughter is the best medicine!

Seductively electrifying.
Being a hedonist myself, it doesn't take a while for me to be glued in front of my TV screen, having French fries in bed, while watching Nip/Tuck. The sex scenes, the greed and amazingly beautiful people in it, just never stop to fascinate me. One thing though, you'll feel as though you need something done on your body if you're too occupied watching this. Haha.

Phenomenal. That's it.
I turn on my DVD player and just randomly pick any episodes and press the "play" button. I know it'd entertain me somehow. I remember one time when i just got out of a relationship, feeling like the ugliest girl on the planet, but as soon as i watch a few episodes, i was all geared up to go out and have fun. Oh well, the dresses, the shoes...
And yes, how can i forget Samantha's cougarism?

Inspiring.
I haven't finished all of the season, but i have to say that this show has a great impact on me. I was single, on my own, just started to live by myself..when i first watching this show. I kinda like the idea of having an inconsistent relationship with my superior at work. Or maybe, if only that person is Derek Shepherd. Oh well..

* All photos credit to Photobucket.com

Ex and The City

2009-01-17T18:37:00.003+08:00

Probably one of the most controversional entry i've ever made here. But yes, when you are someone who goes out very often, patronizing Changkat Bukit Bintang especially, you'll find yourself amused by a lot of things.

You end up hanging out with your ex's friends, or your friends' ex. Like, seriously. KL is too small to even avoid this scenario. Next thing you know, you're actually chatting up some girl who happened to be your friend's fling. But that's okay, because the worst thing that could happen is, you're gonna have a good laugh! Or MAYBE, your good friend is actually yor ex's fiance. Hahaha how about that?

"Oh..so the you two know each other?"

" So that means you went out with him before me? And when is that? February, March 2007?"

"So how did you guys meet?"

"Did you know that your boyfriend and i used to hang out together?"

Well oh well. If you're not strong enough to hear all this, you'll be miserable hearing about what people have got to say. Point is, gossips will remain as gossips, it will fly around for quite sometimes, but it sure will disappear if you don't pay attention to them.

My buddies, anchovies and I

2009-01-14T14:31:00.002+08:00

It's the usual Wednesday afternoon in the office, you feel sick and tired of facing a reality called " W O R K".
A little getaway to town might be a good idea, kan? Plus, i still have to return Riena's sexy flip-flop or she'll kill me for not being able to take it with her to Sydney tonight.

There i was. With Riena, Matt and Claudia, chit-chatting like there's no tomorrow in Delicious @ Marc Residences (oh well, except Matt was quite occupied by his iPhone activity) . Hmm we all know how much i love salty things i.e belacan and anchovies. Just that it never occured to me - a four small strands of extra anchovies will cost RM10! Jesus fucking Christ!

In the middle of having great lunch with these good people, i was choked by this ridiculosity. I'm not a cheapo, and i normally don't mind paying extra, but RM10 for something that looks like my pubic hair???

Same Crap, Different Year

2009-01-08T10:00:00.004+08:00

No new resolutions. Only new dresses and new vows.
Like the Thais say "same same but different".

I don't know what will 2009 bring, but certainly yes, i look forward to turn 30. Not trying to sound cool or whatever, but i guess 30 is a good age to step into the real adulthood. Yes folks, i know i haven't been acting like my age lately, but it's just that i'm having a lot of fun, and it brings out the babyness in me.

"Act like my age, and not my shoe size"

It's not impossible, but it takes a lot of effort though. The poor judgments, bad decisions - they lead me to BIG temptations.
Urghh.

Misplaced Childhood

2008-12-29T12:24:00.002+08:00

Oh my, i have been having so much fun since the past few weeks. Blame the awesome friends, clubs and shops in KL.

Do i tend to bring out the child in me? Yes! In fact, I have to do more work to bring out the adult in me most days. I love being silly.

Didn't know life can be this fun! Where did i misplace my childhood? Did i even have one, at the first place? NO.

But yes, i still believe that i can be Santa.

And Yet Another Christmas

2008-12-23T14:42:00.004+08:00

With Christmas just around the corner, i can't help but thinking why do i get more excitement more than when it was Hari Raya?
Well maybe, during Raya, i spend money on people, and during Christmas.. money is spent on me tehehhehee... Boy, do i love presents!

Or perhaps, i just love the jolly feeling everywhere- in the malls, office or even while you're stucked in KL traffic. The Christmas spirit is overwhelming. The variations of Christmas tree - some exorbitant, some nice, some are tacky and ugly. But above all, a celebration is a celebration. It's the tree that counts. True?

I must admit that i have been having a pretty good time lately. Lucky to have all the great people around me to celebrate this togetherness with. Thank you, all. Happy Christmas to everyone, and may 2009 brings more and more happiness to us.

P/S - I failed to find the kinkiest picture of me in Santarina outfit, so i'll make it up to you guys next year..hehe..

Breaking a Habit

2008-12-13T16:17:00.003+08:00

Just finished watching "Breaking and Entering". It got me thinking, that breaking isn't always a bad thing. Breaking a habit for instance, is something i've always been trying to.

Off topic:

1) Coffee - this would probably sound like an exaggeration, but i have not drank coffee for at least couple of years. All of a sudden, i would like to imagine what is the worst case scenario if i have some... and i did. Fantastically, i did not get a migraine or headache.

2) Perfumes - again, due to my terrible migraine, i was allergic to most perfume scents. But, being an ultimate risk taker, i bought a few bottle of Marina de Bourbon, and strangely enough, i feel fine. Thanks to Mr P for the Escada - Incredible Me, too.

See - it's all in your head. Keep telling yourself you can't do this and that, the result will be unsuprisingly negative. Now i really wanna break this habit of being too negative at times. When it comes down to it, the great desire to change is the major part in quitting any habit.

Too many to list down, i guess my nose picking habit is the hardest one to break. And also when it comes to spending money ridiculously, i think i probably need to have a super damn good reason to really break it.

Are We Really That Horny?

2008-12-09T11:00:00.001+08:00

What did your mama tell you when you just reached puberty?
a) Keep your dick in your pants?
b) Don't be promiscuous ?
c) Whatever you do, just use protection?

Eh?
Right, so we are talking about sex here today. Big deal, no? Sex is also like the air that we breathe in, and like the favourite food that we consume. So why the rigidity and hypocrisy? Everyone loves sex, who doesn't?

So what if you call me a pervert. Not everyone can talk about this openly, eh? Don't you feel annoyed sometimes when someone keeps saying stuff like " It's not nice to talk about this openly, we should consider our culture".
Culture my ass. You are club hopping and snogging with a few different guys every week, and you're talking culture? Get a grip, dude.

Question is, are we really that horny to talk about this so openly? I guess it ain't about hornyness, it's more about not being so comfortable discussing about "it" openly. But why? Isn't sex is just another act? Just like eating and running? Why the difference?

I am always horny anyway. Take that.

Why $$$$$ ?

2008-12-05T09:49:00.003+08:00

And so i'm judged by some people just because i say that i'm materialistic? Oh well.
Here, in case you haven't noticed :

Materialist = a person who is markedly more concerned with material things than with spiritual, intellectual, or cultural values
* Source - dictionary.com

And what is so bloody wrong with that? No one died!

Some girls are just born lucky, methinks. Guys, if you have problem to cater to your woman's need, then you suck! And girls, if you judge people like me, perhaps you're just jealous. Don't give me this "money is not important" shit. You know you love the blings, so stop bullshitting.

Baskin Robbins, James Morrison and I

2008-11-28T14:36:00.003+08:00

Arghhhh the crazy long week, the annoying work related phone calls when i'm chilling, and how flabbergasted i am by the stupid dramas around KL.

So there was I, procrastinating as usual, and felling like shit for not being taken seriously. The bimboness, perhaps?
I sat down quietly in my desk, contemplating the next best thing...until i realised it's already 8.45pm. God knows how i felt.. stressed, mentally exhausted and i know i shouldn't be feeling that way.

Rushed myself to the nearest Baskin Robbins, listening to James Morrison's numbers... I felt awesome! God i just love my life, how simple things can easily change the way you feel sometimes.

Want

2008-11-25T00:22:00.002+08:00

I want to hold hands with him.
I want to be able to walk down the street and have that biggest smile on my face.
Yes, today is all about what i want.
I want this, i want that, i want it all.

Untitled

2008-11-19T14:22:00.004+08:00

While talking to me and i looked

Time stopped instantly

Your voice commanded and i obeyed

As i breathed, wanting your lips

Your fingers ran through my hair

But when i woke up, i'm still the same old, untouched me.

Drool Over

2008-11-13T14:57:00.004+08:00

In my 2009 wishlist perhaps?

* Picture - credit to Mitsubishi Motors

My Quantum of Solace

2008-11-12T10:08:00.003+08:00

Is it hard to find peace?
Is it normal to feel ok when you're bruised?
Or is it because i'm just numb?

I drove down to the memory lane on Saturday, reminiscing - all the worst and bitter memories i collected for the past ten years. I still am, tortured, for not being able to be myself when i am around certain people. It's easier said than done, of course. I can't simply be me. I just fuckin can't.

Taking my emotional state into account, i need a quantum of solace.

The One With My Tantrums

2008-11-07T13:36:00.003+08:00

I feel violated. And the the euphoric feeling still lingers.
I couldn't help it.
No doctor, don't misdiagnose me with epilepsy.

"I was angry with my friend, I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe, I told him not, my wrath did grow."
- William Blake

Hamilton vs Obama

2008-11-05T22:53:00.004+08:00

This thought came to me just a few seconds ago.
The things they have in common.
Their victories .
Their backgrounds.

( I am still celebrating)

P/S - I'm not Hamilton's fan, but i think he deserved what he's got. And, i'm a Republican at heart, but supporting Obama is very practical.

The One With My Gender

2008-11-01T21:05:00.003+08:00

" But how come "she" has a voice of a woman?"
" The surgeon did a very good job on you huh?"
" I can't believe you get a tracheal shave!"

Not sure how should i take it, but i never get upset. 35% could be compliments, and the rest of them are just taking the piss out of me. But i'm fine, i really am.